I think the Slap Chop is my most recent favorite as-seen-on-tv offer. Before that it was the Split Ender and the Snuggie. I am also a fan of the Peekaru, although I hope to never see anyone I know wearing one.
The weird thing is that I don’t have cable, so I don’t ever get to actually see these offers advertised on television. But I do get to see them when I add new as-seen-on-tv offers to our network, and the demonstration videos always make me feel like I need it.
Here are some of the newest as-seen-on-tv offers added to the Epicenter network:
• Pasta-n-More
Cook, drain and serve your pasta all in one! You just fill it with water, add pasta and stick it in the microwave. There is also a cute little old lady with a great poof-do that does the demonstration video.
• Sheer Skin
Summer is right around the corner ladies, which means it’s time to bust out those legs. The Sheer Skin gently exfoliates your hair away, without the pain of shaving, waxing or creams. Side note: It works by using micro crystals, so don’t scrub too hard.
• LifeShake
If you own a George Foreman grill and love it, then imagine how much better you’ll feel with his LifeShake ultimate diet shake. It’s high in protein and fiber and speeds up your metabolism. It has been coined the “meal of a champion”.
• Vazopren
This one is for the men. Since this is a PG-13 blog, I won’t get into the details, but this is a male enhancement supplement with a racy offer page. It’s a trial offer too, so you have nothing to lose, only gain…
To wrap this up I wanted to share a Slap Chop remix, brought to us by the infamous ShamWow criminal.
Interested in running any of these offers? Contact me: @EpiKim or AIM: KimatEpicenter
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